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hey, so let me just explain it all 2 u:

FUSe2055: dude there is a new motorcycle by dodge that
can go almost 400 miles per hour
FUSe2055: it looks like something from demolition man
or judge dredd
lifeiswhite: that is so retardedly dangerous
FUSe2055: I KNOW!!! hahahahahhahahah
lifeiswhite: like, why would they even think about
developing something like that?
lifeiswhite: it's a killing machine, but it only kills
the person that rides it
lifeiswhite: it's widowmaker dude
lifeiswhite: from pecos bill
FUSe2055: it seriously looks like a NASA experiment
lifeiswhite: that's fucking retarded
FUSe2055: like "do not ride this unless you ride jets"
lifeiswhite: are they going to drive it on the moon?
lifeiswhite: more like, do not ride this unless u surf
on jet wings
FUSe2055: they are going to drive it to pick up rachel
downey for the ROTC dance
lifeiswhite: seriously, the planet earth has no use
for a 400 mph motorcycle
FUSe2055: what if there is someone who has to go fast
to stay alive?
lifeiswhite: nuclear weapons are safer
lifeiswhite: it's like a movie preview
FUSe2055: holocaust is safer
lifeiswhite: sure it's dangerous, but when speed is
the only thing that can save your life...
FUSe2055: I think the four horsemen rides these
FUSe2055: the movie is about these four dudes that get
the SPEED DISEASE from terrorists
FUSe2055: and they have to go 400 mph for 10 days
straight or die
lifeiswhite: and they use the bikes to escape missiles
lifeiswhite: and planes
FUSe2055: and it's called "FOUR HORSEMEN"
lifeiswhite: blue angels chase them
lifeiswhite: and also b2 stealth bombers
FUSe2055: no way even better
lifeiswhite: remember those airplane fruit snacks?
lifeiswhite: and also sharkbites
FUSe2055: so that they are bad guys from the get-go...
they get addicted to this street drug called ROCKET
FUEL
FUSe2055: and it feeds off your body's adrenaline
lifeiswhite: oh man
FUSe2055: and if you dont produce enough adrenaline,
it will syphon all yours until you die
FUSe2055: and the only way on earth to do that is to
ride 400 mph on a motorcycle
FUSe2055: but they are druggies so they have to sneak
into nasa and steal the bikes
lifeiswhite: of course
lifeiswhite: and then they get chased by a spaceship
FUSe2055: yeah! ahahha a shuttle with cops in it lifeiswhite: policenauts
FUSe2055: the cops had to commandeer a shuttle to
chase these dudes
lifeiswhite: from the fucking champs song
FUSe2055: POLICENAUTS!!!
lifeiswhite: on their newer album is policenauts 2000
lifeiswhite: and aliens of gold
lifeiswhite: when the guys are on the bikes the
soundtrack is triumphant metal
lifeiswhite: and when they are huffing rocket fuel
lifeiswhite: they play andrew w.k.
FUSe2055: FOUR HORSEMEN "they're fast... but are they
fast enough??"
lifeiswhite: wait
lifeiswhite: but that makes them seem like the good
guys
lifeiswhite: are they?
FUSe2055: ok umm
lifeiswhite: or are we cheering for the policenauts
lifeiswhite: ?
FUSe2055: "when the fast lane just isnt fast enough"
FUSe2055: yeah the policenauts
lifeiswhite: kool
lifeiswhite: who are we gonna cast?
FUSe2055: vin diesel
lifeiswhite: this is totally an 80s post-apocalyptic
movie
lifeiswhite: as a cop?
FUSe2055: YES!
lifeiswhite: yeah!
lifeiswhite: and the nicholas cage is the other cop
FUSe2055: steve buscemi as one of the horsemen
lifeiswhite: and dennis hopper too
FUSe2055: but he gets killed
lifeiswhite: yeah
lifeiswhite: who else is a good drug racer?
lifeiswhite: willie nelson
FUSe2055: ummm how about vince vaughn
FUSe2055: willie nelson is the aged wise addict
lifeiswhite: yeah, that's what i was thinking
lifeiswhite: i don't know about vince vaughn
lifeiswhite: he's too "cool"
FUSe2055: he's deals ROCKET FUEL but "never does that
shit man... it will fuck you up. I saw a guy once puke
out his lungs over that shit"
FUSe2055: and steve is like "I dont fuckin care man
just fork it over"
lifeiswhite: who else can race?
lifeiswhite: so we've got two
lifeiswhite: steve and dennis
FUSe2055: I just said vince vaughn because he looks
like an addict
lifeiswhite: hmm
lifeiswhite: i don't know
FUSe2055: how about mac attack?
lifeiswhite: mac?
FUSe2055: auly
FUSe2055: culkin
lifeiswhite: yes
lifeiswhite: it's his comeback
lifeiswhite: that's 3
lifeiswhite: the 4th could be
FUSe2055: ok he's the young frisky one
lifeiswhite: that guy from buffalo 66
FUSe2055: I'm thinking mac and one other dude survive
the 400 mph chase and then have a battle with vin and
cage at the end
lifeiswhite: yeah
lifeiswhite: but nic cage gives up his life to save
vin
lifeiswhite: but then vin brings him back to life
lifeiswhite: maybe not vincent gallo (buffalo 66 dude)
lifeiswhite: mmm
lifeiswhite: who is 4?
FUSe2055: umm GARY COLEMAN
FUSe2055: ha-ha-ha
lifeiswhite: nah
FUSe2055: he will b fun-e 2 me
lifeiswhite: that's too silly
lifeiswhite: this is a serious film
FUSe2055: I WAS JOKING YOU DICKSHITTER
lifeiswhite: i know!!!!!
FUSe2055: gary coleman is NEVER funny, not once not
ever
FUSe2055: the 4th could be like
FUSe2055: judd nelson
FUSe2055: or um christian slater
lifeiswhite: yes!!!
FUSe2055: or corey feldman
lifeiswhite: that's it dude
lifeiswhite: slater
FUSe2055: hahahahah yeah youre right
FUSe2055: slater
FUSe2055: slater and mac live
lifeiswhite: how do we fit in mario lopez (the real
slater)?
FUSe2055: survive the race
FUSe2055: he's a punk rookie cop
lifeiswhite: yes
lifeiswhite: like on that one cops on bike show on usa
lifeiswhite: bikes
lifeiswhite: that he was on
lifeiswhite: and he rides a bike in movie too
FUSe2055: somehow we need the 4 horsemen to kill a
whole city
lifeiswhite: cos he's an environmentalist
lifeiswhite: but on accident
lifeiswhite: like, they need to use a skyscraper as a
bong
FUSe2055: yeah and every once in a while we need to
splice in some chick who has these prophetic visions
of the apocalypse and shit
lifeiswhite: which will be brought on by the 4 bikes
lifeiswhite: yeah
lifeiswhite: there needs to be a scene
lifeiswhite: where they speed through a tollbooth and
break the wooden stopping arm
lifeiswhite: they
lifeiswhite: and the tollbooth guy is like "hey, come
back here!"
FUSe2055: yeah ahahhahahaha of course
FUSe2055: we cant have the skyscraper bong part
lifeiswhite: hahaha i know
FUSe2055: we need to attract the people that went to
see End Of Days
lifeiswhite: wutz that?
FUSe2055: the scharzeneggar movie where he fights the
devil
FUSe2055: but it's extreme
lifeiswhite: oh yeah
lifeiswhite: i saw that
lifeiswhite: i don't remember where though
FUSe2055: lets have the apocalyptic prophet be a kid
FUSe2055: like buscemi's illegitimate kid who lives
with his single mom just tryin to make it day to day
lifeiswhite: good idea
FUSe2055: and suddenly it's like all over the news
about the 4 horsemen and everything
lifeiswhite: yes
lifeiswhite: and the woman and kid see it
lifeiswhite: and they go to the cops
lifeiswhite: and the kid does all the talking
lifeiswhite: and the detective kinda blows him off and
is really condescending to him
FUSe2055: and the kid like wakes up in the middle of
the night and walks up to his mom, who is in bed, and
says "mommy, daddy killed the world"
lifeiswhite: but then the first prophesy occurs
lifeiswhite: and so the cop is going crazy trying to
find the kid
lifeiswhite: cos only his knowledge can save the world
FUSe2055: meanwhile 4 hi-tek motorcycles are missing
from Area-51
FUSe2055: they have to break into area51 to steal them!!!!!

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